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StarCraft 

One of the very rare exceptions to the rule 'everything that's popular is uncomplicated childish shit.'

Where Age of Empires even accomplishes to make an almost fully symetric RTS game unbalanced StarCraft is stil renowned for it's balance eventhough the playable races are highly asymetric. In starcraft it is possible to completely destroy your enemy with half the amound of manpower he has if you are more skilled in the game. StarCraft truly is one of the best if not the best RTS game ever made by my knowledge.
Joost: I play Age of Empires.
Me: I play StarCraft.
Joost: I bow before you, oh leader of anything. I will donate my precious girl Eline to you, teach how I can be a StarCraft player.
Me: Obscure ambient black metal and ambient noise own popular music.
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Starcraft 2 Release Date

A date of legend. It is usually used to describe a date that will never happen in our, or several lifetimes. A suitable replacement for the common phrase "when pigs fly".
Person 1:"Do you think I will get an A in this class?"
Person 2:"Yeah, on the Starcraft 2 Release Date!"

Person 1:"When can I drive the Jag?"
Person 2:"When Starcraft 2 is released"

StarCraft 

An extremely awesome RTS.
Highly addictive.
But everyone gets pwned by Koreans who play ProLeague StarCraft and get paid $200,000 a year to play.
They are too cool!!!!!! XD
guy1: <makes StarCraft game, NOOBS ONLY>
guy2: can i play
guy1: you're not a n00b!!!!
guy2: i'm a n00b
guy1: no you're not. check out MY crap stats.
guy2: I'm Korean.
StarCraft by i-wish-i-was-korean November 22, 2007

Starcraft 

Kim Gu: Greetings Lee! Are you going to the starcraft team sign ups after school?

Lee Ho: Oh course! I love starcraft!

Kim Gu: Don't we all?
Starcraft by Mightythorax May 13, 2009

Starcraft in Korea 

A term of comparison used to describe something that is normally nerdy or uncool, but in a certain place is popular and may get you laid. Derived from how the computer game Starcraft is hugely popular and televised in South Korea, and its best players are treated as celebrities.
Being a Spock lookalike is no field trip. Except in trekkie conventions. Then it's like Starcraft in Korea.
Starcraft in Korea by hataraxia August 22, 2011

starcraft 2 

Its like the second coming of christ, only it pwns it
by comparison.

The ancients thought it would be like a meteor, well,
they were close.

When it is released all the fans will rejoice, and the
noobs, left in the dust. Because blizz kept the system
we love most and simply, gave us the panormaic view
we so desired, to see a wave of lings coming at you
from eye level, or to see it up close as your noob
parter runs away with his workers after you bs him
for making cannons.

brief back history: the monothiestic believe that to make ammends for creating aids and giving azns access to numeric keys (ex. 4ZN 4 L1F3)god, as it were, gave some stoned nerds at a lil hole in the wall called blizzard a few bucks and they then, created the best game ever. the end
n00b: I am a retard, and have no clue whatsoever about
what is good for me or the world in general my hobbies are masterbating on strip linsay lohan levels and wasting bnets bandwidth, sometimes i use hacks, is
starcraft a good game cause I heard about starcraft 2.

me: go to hell noob
starcraft 2 by I pwn lil kids February 17, 2008

Starcraft 2 

Starcraft 2 by _Boxer_ August 6, 2010