spod 

Spod is an endearing term to describe someone who is forgetful and ditzy. A spod will always leave something at your house and will have to drive back to pick it up at a later date. A spod never knows where they put their keys, passport, phone and other important possessions. You will constantly spend your time finding things for spods and explaining that turkey bacon does not come from the offspring of a turkey that has had sex with a pig.

"My girlfriend yet again forgot to bring her railcard so we could get cheap train tickets! I swear that girl is such a spod"
"Honey when you call me a spodis it an insult?"

"No dear It means I love you!"

spod by Josmuff July 3, 2016

spod 

a really fat guy

that is a real spod over there

spod by fatguy420 August 19, 2017

spod 

A male friend who acts stupid.

single word. your friend slips and is unhurt, you shout "Spod"

spod by A Masters in English. April 25, 2022

i-spod

Someone who actually believes that owning an Ipod has changed his life for the better, and makes it his mission to convert others to his cause.

Tom's become a total i-spod, man

i-spod by lozza December 14, 2004

patrzeć jak spod pizdy 

Transl. "Havin' a face like while being under vagina"

A common phrase used among Polish teenagers while referring to someone's specific facial expression, usually meaning the face you make while someone walks into the room where you and your (female) partner are having sex.

- OMG, that scene was so intense
- C'mon Carol. Stop patrzeć jak spod pizdy. It wasn't anything special

patrzeć jak spod pizdy by Lenart March 21, 2023

Spodie 

A party, much like a keger, but instead of beer you drink and sell a mixture of alcohol and various juices. Every weekend night in Seattle. Mostly attended and thrown by high school age students. $5 a cup.

Want to hit up the Spodie at Rockspot on Friday?

Spodie by Hbbtraplord May 16, 2015

Spode

There's a few different definitions I've seen for this word. In the late 90's thru mid 2k's this is what it meant:

Spode was a synonym for chump, wuss, pansy, weakling, sissy. Most often used to describe guys that sucked at sports.

Guy 1: Johnny is such a spode!

Guy 2: For real! What's his record? 3 and 15 on the j.v squad?

Spode by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023