Splatooni 

Splatooni: southerns (usually ones from Texas) refer to a sprite, which is a soda , a splatooni.

Hey billy! Hand me a cold splatooni!

Splatooni by Thessourhern_dictionary December 14, 2022

Splatooning 

The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.

I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.

Splatooning by Tsuchi July 11, 2015

Splatoon 3 

A pretty awesome game made by Nintendo, but sadly 60% of the players are gay furries for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Bro look at this kid over here playing Splatoon 3”

“Stfu“

Splatoon 3 by usmellsobad December 7, 2022

splatoon 4 

a game that doesn't exist yet, which will exist in the future.

for the game that is coming out this year, see splatoon 3

have you gotten splatoon 4?

i wonder when splatoon 4 will release..

will we get a splatoon 4?

splatoon 4 by kimifish April 21, 2022

the splatoon community 

Look you where looking for a defernition, but you see... this... thing is to full of dark energy that consumes so much that a defernition connot describe this horror.

Inkling: I love the splatoon community

the splatoon community by TheExplodingEevee September 28, 2019

John (Splatoon) 

We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:

Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses

Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know

John (Splatoon) by anonymous September 24, 2023

Splatoon 2 

The strongest weapon known to man. Using this will instantly kill its victims, this happens because all the gay player’s gay spreads into the game’s code It multiples it tenfold until it makes everything around it gay.

Idiot: “your dad lesbian.”
Person:*pulls out Nintendo switch*
Idiot: “You’ll kill us both!”
Person: “I know .”
Person: *starts Splatoon 2*
*both start to disintegrate*

Splatoon 2 by Mr fabulous May 14, 2018