smeared

when a piece of shit smiles at you, as if shit were smeared across the floor in the shape of a smile

Person 1: Dude, i'm so sorry you didn't win
Person 2: That's not even the worst part, he smeared at me while they put the medal around his neck

by EsuccEchucc January 20, 2017

speareshake

Reverse Shakespeare. Instead of being very good at reading/writing, he was horrible at it. He never even learned to write. Instead, his work is really a bunch of scrambled letters that looked cool to him, not to mention his IQ is about 12.3.

Person: Have you heard of a Summermid Dream’s Night by Speareshake?
Person 2: That was the worst piece of writing I have seen, maybe because the first sentence of it was “djidbfodnxon idbdodndonddi hshsodh jsksjbbd”.

Speareshake: A Summermid Night’s Dream

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by Spearshake IV February 4, 2023

Reverse Seared Filet

When a one night stand makes a point to tell you they have a family with an open relationship before sex.

I enjoyed a Reverse Seared Filet last night, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

by EvilGramps September 5, 2016

Spearette

A Gaylord with no friends. Nobody likes him. Tries hard to be funny but is really probably a pimple face loser who is middle aged irl.

Oh motherfucker it’s a gay loser called Spearette GET OUT

by MR MENTALITY March 31, 2019

Seared Tuna

This refers to the outer edges of the labia where they are a brownish gray but still remains pink and on the inside.

I just love eating me some seared tuna!" or "That girl was hot but, she had the seared tuna!

by dmktx7 December 12, 2010

Britney Spared

Noun- threatening to kill someone ...one more time, but shaving their head instead, sparing their life.

Yes James, she tried to kill me, but Britney Spared my life.

by kyleighrilynn January 24, 2019

Drop Smeared

The female version of Tea-Bagging. Think about it.

-"Damn she drop smeared you?!?"

-"Yeah man I'm still drying my face off!"

by Marshmello73 December 15, 2011