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anal shark 

Anal Shark is a popular Rock Band from From the 21st century.
Singer: SEX Machine AKA Jack Clarke
Bass: Zip Mercury AKA Jacob Smith
Lead Guitar: Wunder Schnitzel AKA Ian Hall .JR.
Drums: Juan 1 AKA LIam Ali
Greg: "WOWOMG!! have you herd Anal sharks new song?"
Charlie: "OH MY GOD... FUCKING YES... (Proceeds to jiz)"
anal shark by Psychotic Jesuz January 12, 2015
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Tank and Spank

The simplest mmorpg tactic, where a heavily-armed, high health point player (referred to as the tank) draws the enemy's attention and takes all the enemy fire while the rest of the team come in and deal damage to the opposition (referred to as the DPS, the one who delivers the "spank").

Side note: May not always be the best approach in a boss fight with certain mechanics.
Healer: is there any boss mechanics for this fight, do we have to avoid anything or be aware of any attacks?

Tank: No this boss is easy, let's just roll in with the tank and spank
Tank and Spank by gimme the money September 6, 2016

Ankle Shark 

An ankle shark is a term (noun) for a cat when it is stalking around your ankles, often brushing against your leg. Also used as a verb, ankle sharking, to describe the activity itself.
Here comes that little ankle shark, Muffin.
Ankle Shark by JpodNi February 6, 2020

Tank and Spank

This Term is used when you send your Main "Tank" in and aggro the NPC While the Rest of your team Attacks from back
"In the Dead Mines"
Miniu: Yo desmonk, Tank and Spank time,go in there and Aggro that NPC me and the Others will stay back here and Support you
Desmonk: "Nods"

Flank and Spank 

When you're playing Gears of War, or any other online game, and you flank the enemy, and give a good ol' spank from your shotgun, or any other weapon of choice. Usually is a technical Flank and Spank if the enemy didn't even know you were there.
Respek: He doesn't even know I'm here...
Standing Freddy: Then give him the ol' Flank and Spank!

sniff and spank 

to rub your junk and sniff your fingers the day after banging a hot chick with a tight tasty snatch then jerking off to the sweet memory. Spank
savor the flavor
To scratch then sniff. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm damn that bish was good! Time to spank it. Sniff and Spank
sniff and spank by Xdiablo69X August 17, 2007

Anne Frank Spank 

When a man receives a hand job in public, but conceiled underneath a coat, jacket, shirt, blanket, cardboard box, sheet metal, whatever!!! You get the point!
I was at the football game on Sunday, and the girl next to me hooked it up with an Anne Frank Spank. I ruined my favorite Dolphin's polo.
Anne Frank Spank by Big Guy JT January 9, 2009