spanner 

1. A useless fish poker player who thinks they are the best.

2. A bad poker hand.

He went on Tilt after going all in preflop with 2 4 offsuit and losing. What an Absolute Spanner!

What were you doing going all in preflop after 2 re raises with that 2 4 offsuit Spanner hand anyway? You deserved to lose.

spanner by Michael Falstead January 5, 2009

Spanner 

Retarded mongaloid

Shut up you spanner

Spanner by _[\{< September 11, 2018

spanner 

a funny British fellow who enjoys chasing the ladies
~also goes by "mikey"

~"Mike SPANNER enjoys all things british and chasing after females"

spanner by Sierra April 18, 2004

Spanner 

To give someone a blowjob.

I gave Dorris M a blowjob.

Spanner by hihe April 7, 2003

Spanner 

A Spanner Is A Person Who Has A Very Wide Penis Which Is Also Very Short Basically It Is A Choad

see that boy over there i bet he has a spanner

haha probably

Spanner by JBOBW04 November 8, 2016

Spanner 

i've had two, and i'm 13

it's aw rold record

Spanner by ashgdjkhsopdhg October 17, 2003

Spanner 

A girl called grizz

Spanner was on top form today

Spanner by Hannah August 22, 2003