Spankin' Gravy 

When one ejaculates on the rear end of their partner and then proceeds to spank their rear end forgetting that they had ejaculated on it. In turn, spankin' gravy.

I can't believe I spanked my gravy last night!
We should spank some gravy tonight!
I'll definitely be spankin' gravy tonight.
Have you ever spanked gravy?
When are you going to let me spank my gravy?
I accidentally just spanked my gravy!
I can't believe mom didn't hear us spankin gravy last night!

Spankin' Gravy by Stickypalm September 30, 2019

spankin' new

The tag MTV attaches to its new videos

SP| Spankin' New

spankin' new by Yahooyas29 January 27, 2004

spankin the bacon 

another term for jerkin off.

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon

spankin the bacon by kidlou January 5, 2011

Spankin' the goblin

The act of masturbating or smacking your penis

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."

Spankin' the goblin by Deadwerewolf July 24, 2013

spankin the monkey 

Beating yo meat like its dead

Yeah eric was spankin the monkey last night

spankin the monkey by Tarp Flarp Master February 27, 2017

spankin' the chimp 

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.

i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.

spankin' the chimp by anthony December 15, 2004

spankin hankins

the act of getting wasted and passing out only to wake up in a jail cell without knowledge of why.

man, last night i pulled a spankin hankins. i just got out this mornin'.

spankin hankins by hankins August 14, 2009