snorked 

bent like a snorkle.

person1 "damn bro that poll is so snorked!"
person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."

snorked by Xin_the_face_of_warX October 9, 2005

shocked my pants off 

to be surprised; astounded; blown away

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!

shocked my pants off by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012

shnocked 

To be so tired you pass out; to blackout because you can't hang.

"Damn, that guy is shnocked."

shnocked by Yourtypicalbrowngir July 23, 2017

Yellow Socked 

When a drunk person pisses all over your feet.

Daniel just yellow socked me NOOOOOO!

Yellow Socked by Iamthelaw1987 February 26, 2011

Rice Socked 

When your mom or s/o decides to ruin your day by hitting you in the family jewels with a sock filled with rice

Damn my mom really fucked my over, she rice socked the hell outta me

Rice Socked by Cdog25134 January 19, 2020

socked 

verb intransitive
been around for a long time. suprised it had not been defined
past tense 1. To stike someone with great force.
2. To be struck with great force by someone.

1. "Man, I socked dude because he was coming at me wrong."
2. "I was just telling this guy that I thought he should turn down his music when he socked me repeatedly until I blanked out. I don't know why he did it. It all happened so quickly. I mean I just don't know what is up with those people. They're so violent." (that's why he "just" got socked for saying some stuff like that)

socked by Mac Neez October 7, 2007

Bottle Shocked 

The adjective describing someone who is shocked and or appalled by the drastic changes given to the Propel Water's new appearance. Person Usually feels faint, and may even vomit in some cases.

Boy 1: Hey check out Propels new bottles, they're adorable!

Boy 2: *throws up*

Boy 1: oooh.....must be Bottle Shocked, poor lad.

Bottle Shocked by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009