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snailed it 

to ''snail it'' is to have a golden opportunity available to you in which a female is ready for you to 'take her', but you take way too long to pull the trigger and another male takes over the situation, and nails the girl before you.
Basically the opposite of ''nailing it''.

too slow to get done what needed to get done.

if you want it, you gotta jump on it before someone else does.
yo just letting you know, Jenna was all over your dick. Like she was ready for someone to do it up. But you didnt jump on the opportunity, so i went in for the kill on her.
ya snailed it, bruh.
snailed it by Saiya52 October 14, 2014
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Snailed it 

doing the bare minimum but still succeeding
Carolyn: How’d that apes test go?
Abby: Didn’t even study and got an A! Snailed it😤
Snailed it by bops of words June 4, 2018
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snailed up 

To have half a boner
she’s mid bro. my dick is snailed up.
snailed up by miattababy June 1, 2022

sailed the high seas

Metaphor for pirating or downloading content through mysterious means (presumably illegal means). Ambiguous means of describing pirating without saying the word directly .
Friend: Where did you watch the new episode of X?
Response: I just sailed the high seas for it.

that ship has sailed 

term oft used to establish an opportunity lost
Ever hopeful he would get back together with his girlfriend,Paul finally realized "that ship has sailed" when he heard she married another.
One who travels slowly resulting in the slowing down of others who travel with that person.
"Andrew's such a snailer, it takes us fifteen minutes to walk up the block to the local dépanneur."
snailer by Rupert Gehmlich September 15, 2006

The ship has sailed 

Fandom: Used to express joy when a fan's ship comes to pass esp. in a TV show.
Oh my gosh! They kissed! They finally kissed! The ship has sailed!