smeet tweet

When someone with a small sends a picture of their junk to a unsuspecting female.

Girl A- "I can't believe Garrett send me a picture of his penis! "

Girl B- " GARRETT sent you a dick pick, "

Girl A- " Nah girl! He sent me a smeet tweet! "

smeet tweet by Monkeybutteod September 23, 2021

The Mighty Smeet 

Goat-Man

Forged in union of Mrs Smeet and a billy goat under the watchful gaze James Blunt.

Now in the world with only himself as a friend and his 4 guitars The Mighty Smeet aims to dominate the Southern regions of Birmingham and locate his real adoptive father James Earl Jones.

Girl 1: OMG!!! Its James Blunt.

Girl 2: Woah Sheela, that ain't James Blunt...thats the Mighty Smeet. Fetch the Sheriff.

The Mighty Smeet by Mike Rotchfield March 21, 2008

Sheet Lightning 

When you sweep your hand across the bedsheets & little bursts of static electricity look like blue Lightning!

I Adore the Sheet Lightning that occurs when I clear the sheets of crumbs. That Sheet Lightning is Really something to see!!

Sheet Lightning by Starchylde September 5, 2016

sheet lightning 

When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.

I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!

sheet lightning by Starchylde July 14, 2016

bartle skeet 

Alternative word to Mountain Dew.

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.

bartle skeet by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

San Francisco Sheet Cake 

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

San Francisco Sheet Cake by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana

Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

sheets and funnel by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017