Dick Slurping

When one puts a dick in ones mouth then one breathes in and makes a slurping sound with the dick in their mouth.

My girlfriend and i were dick slurping last night. My dick was tickled the whole time!

Dick Slurping by Dlmiller84 March 15, 2015

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Curtain slurping

Eating out a girl with flappy vag lips

So the other day I was giving some chick th business, I mean really curtain slurping; felt like I was sucking the roast beef out of an Arby’s sandwich.

Curtain slurping by GabePriest October 25, 2017

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Scurring

To avoid paying taxes

I was going to pay taxes but I would be better off scurring.

Scurring by Wrongbet March 23, 2009

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Slurding

To slurd is to go sledding while under the influence of hard spirited liquor. Traditionally, bourbon whiskey is the liquor used to begin the drunken sledding off of the snowiest mountain tops and the steepest hills--on the most frigid of frigid winter days.

Slurding's roots began with the famed bottle of aged 1939 'Fighting Cock' Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

"Why would you look at that, I have nothing in the world to do right now and I am incredibly bored to tears.

-I am sorry to hear that--there is very little to do when it's snowing outside and you can't appreciate the simple joys of snowball fights like children can.

You can appreciate the joys of anything childlike as long as you add alcohol to the equation.

-Great Scott! Let us drink till we're mad and then go sledding down that nearby hill!!

Let's call it SLURDING!----BRILLIANT!!!"

Slurding by TheFightingCock November 18, 2011