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Sleeping on the Curb 

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”

Sleeping On Roots 

Stoically doing an arduous task for your own benefit ; Working extra hard to get ahead.
1: "Shit dude, where has Steve been?"
2: "Dude, he's been sleeping on roots at his job for a while now."

Tiff Sleeping on the call 

Its when tiff says she is up but really its just a voice memo so she sleeps in peace!!
she did this during our last call.
I can hear the snores i think Thats Tiff sleeping on the call
O she must be sleeping

sleeping with socks on 

being the hottest mf alive
Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!

Sleeping with the big mittens on 

When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")
"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."