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spitters are quitters

1. upon the deposit of a load in one's mouth, this term refers to those that spit it out rather than complete the job properly
You can tell by looking at that group of girls that they don't swallow-- spitters are quitters.
spitters are quitters by JosephD September 1, 2006

Skitterfuck

The candid way to celebrate the circumcision of a newborn baby child in the Romanian culture. Celebrations often include traditional Romanian dancing and waving the fresh foreskin.
After Pavløv's circumcision, the family skitterfucked to the Monster Mash.

Immediately following Påvell's circumcision, his family skitterfucked to the Can't Touch This by M.C. Hammer.
Skitterfuck by Pavløv October 8, 2011

Shitters Knee 

Prolonged leaning forward on the elbows whilst engaging in iPhone gaming during the act of having a particularly tricky bowel movement. With the result of leaving a prominent red mark on the thigh saluting your efforts.
After a heavy drinking session on the Guinness, I was birthing a beast from my ass whilst trying to beat that tricky level on Angry Birds and it left me with serious Shitters Knee.
Shitters Knee by DeNinjabreadman December 28, 2011

pack shitters

Term used by mainly high school students with nicotine addictions. To pack the shitters means to pack every goddamn stall with a bunch of studs. Once the shitters are packed and there aren’t any mommas boys or snitches around, the beauty’s then proceed to hand their vape devices normally Nords, Logics, Vypes or juuls Under the stall until all the boys get fat headys.
Hey boys, let’s go pack shitters quickly.
pack shitters by Parazer April 14, 2020

Switters 

Switters is a contradiction for all seasons:

an anarchist who works for the government;

a pacifist who carries a gun;

a vegetarian who sops up ham gravy;

a cyberwhiz who hates computers;

a man who, though obsessed with the preservation of innocence, is aching to deflower his high-school-age stepsister (only to become equally enamored of a nun ten years his senior).
i think they are so mental, they are most defiantly switters.

like that of a "emo" trying not to conform, when in reality they are all conforming to dressing in dark clothing, make up and hating on life.

Garage Sitters 

People who sit in their garage rather than their yard or porch. Typically they sit on lawn chairs, upside down 5 gallon buckets, or coolers and they often separate themselves with a cooler or other quasi-table to set their drinks, ashtrays and cigarettes on. Oftentimes they can be spotted wearing NASCAR apparel, listening to or watching NASCAR, or grilling.
There goes the Smiths sitting in their stupid lawn chairs in their garage drinking beer and smokin cigarettes. Wonder what lameass NASCAR race is on today to pull the garage sitters off the couch. Or maybe the Colts are playing again.
Garage Sitters by WGator January 18, 2011