ups signature
ups signature by Niccck June 29, 2020
Get the ups signature mug.
signature outfit
When an individual wears a particular set of clothes and/or accessories repeatedly in a short period of time. This repetition causes him or her to be recognized easily.
Davo: There's Luis, I see his nasty sweater from here.
Bobby Evans: That's his signature outfit. I saw him wear it yesterday.
Bobby Evans: And then he poked me in the eye.
Bobby Evans: That's his signature outfit. I saw him wear it yesterday.
Bobby Evans: And then he poked me in the eye.
signature outfit by HugeBreasticle September 22, 2005
signature liquor
the one type of alcohol or mixed drink that mere thoughts of which will forever sicken the drinker, due to a really bad experience in the past.
partier # 1: patron shots for everybody!
partier # 2: (gags and runs away.)
partier # 1: WTF?
partier # 3: he had waaaay too many shots at his sister's wedding. now tequila's his signature liquor.
partier # 2: (gags and runs away.)
partier # 1: WTF?
partier # 3: he had waaaay too many shots at his sister's wedding. now tequila's his signature liquor.
signature liquor by stuku August 9, 2009
signature
User-defined message which is attached to all of said user's posts. Signatures come in these types:
* Flashy show-off signature with a HUGE image in it. These are hardly ever done by the user carrying it. It is usually accompanied with some lame anime character no one cares about. They all look the same, because they probably all followed the same dang tutorial.
* Animation hell. This guy loves animated GIFs, and it shows. Not funny, and your computer will start your second fan. I hope you have a content blocker handy.
* Proud users. These are the idiots with 10 "something user" banners in their signatures. They also have a huge "GET FIREFOX (or die)" button.
* The "no one cares but me" signature. These guys have a huge "I'm listening to:" thing. Most of the time, they're listening to some new punk/emo band that you probably hate. They also include random facts about themselves, as if someone cared. These are combined with Flashy or Proud signature types for a double suck attack.
* General GameFAQs user's signature. These have anime quotes from Naruto, Sailor Moon 'n the rest of that crap. No doubt it will have a nice fad included with it, such as "Fox for sex" or "I won't change this until...." Sometimes they include a quote everybody has heard before, in a sad attempt at looking somewhat intelligent. Bland quotes from other GameFAQs users appear at times.
* The useful signature. I cannot comment on these since no one has ever spotted one. Maybe you can be the first. No wait, better yet, don't have a signature at all.
* Flashy show-off signature with a HUGE image in it. These are hardly ever done by the user carrying it. It is usually accompanied with some lame anime character no one cares about. They all look the same, because they probably all followed the same dang tutorial.
* Animation hell. This guy loves animated GIFs, and it shows. Not funny, and your computer will start your second fan. I hope you have a content blocker handy.
* Proud users. These are the idiots with 10 "something user" banners in their signatures. They also have a huge "GET FIREFOX (or die)" button.
* The "no one cares but me" signature. These guys have a huge "I'm listening to:" thing. Most of the time, they're listening to some new punk/emo band that you probably hate. They also include random facts about themselves, as if someone cared. These are combined with Flashy or Proud signature types for a double suck attack.
* General GameFAQs user's signature. These have anime quotes from Naruto, Sailor Moon 'n the rest of that crap. No doubt it will have a nice fad included with it, such as "Fox for sex" or "I won't change this until...." Sometimes they include a quote everybody has heard before, in a sad attempt at looking somewhat intelligent. Bland quotes from other GameFAQs users appear at times.
* The useful signature. I cannot comment on these since no one has ever spotted one. Maybe you can be the first. No wait, better yet, don't have a signature at all.
"OMG I GOT SIG'D! Its kinda sad when som1 gets ecxited when theyre in a signature, but who cares!!"
"I'm listening to: Hamper Case by Green Gay. Uptime: 2 hours, 31 minutes"
"Do the Kirby Dance!!! <('.'<) ^('.')^ (>'.')>"
"I'm listening to: Hamper Case by Green Gay. Uptime: 2 hours, 31 minutes"
"Do the Kirby Dance!!! <('.'<) ^('.')^ (>'.')>"
signature by Collision Chaos June 21, 2006
Wet Signature
Wet Signature by jayjay and cliffy June 18, 2020
Signature panic
When the pressure of having to replicate your own signature - usually on a new credit card or when paying for an expensive item - is so great, the resulting panic produces an unrecognisable scrawl
- That bank clerk really scrutinised that withdrawal slip, didn't she?
- I'm not surprised. I totally screwed up when she asked me to sign it. I got signature panic!
Or:
- Sign here, sir
- Ah, jeez, let me do that again will ya. Damn signature panic!
- I'm not surprised. I totally screwed up when she asked me to sign it. I got signature panic!
Or:
- Sign here, sir
- Ah, jeez, let me do that again will ya. Damn signature panic!
Signature panic by guy_interruptd December 17, 2009