side bitch evade

The Holy Act of rendering yourself invisible to your side bitch. By flawless means of taking the stance.
See lean and cuisines video on YouTube for steps.

May be used to evade side niggas.

"Bro i was with my girl when my side bitch slid out of forever 21, I hit that side bitch evade and she couldnt even smell me"

side bitch evade by MostHatedMamba December 17, 2013

Side bitch 

When one person in a commited relationship suspects the other is being unfaithful to him/her, by cheating with someone else secretly on the side.

Regan: I know Meredith is cheating on me. He's been acting weird lately.
Holden: Weirder than usual? It could be all in your head.
Regan: No, no, no. He definitely has a side bitch--and that side bitch is CASSIDY.

Side bitch by Babydoll75 April 4, 2019

side bitch 

Usually a girl best friend that's pretty close that you wanna fuck when you have a girlfriend. Most commonly an ex-best friend/friend of your girlfriend.

Tom: Damn Tracy is pretty hot i wanna make her my side bitch
Lance: Dude what about your girlfriend Hannah?
Tom: She doesn't need to know about my side bitch

side bitch by dic...tionary October 27, 2014

Side bitch-in-law 

The relationship between two or more side bitches who are sleeping with the same taken man

His second side bitch just found out she has a side bitch-in-law

Side bitch-in-law by buttonfortheinternet December 5, 2020

Side Bitch 

A man's second choice to his Significant other. She's not the main woman in his life and never will be.

Have you seen Tara and Katie they Obviously don't realize their side bitches.

Tara and Katie don't understand that he is never leaving his wife, that all they could ever be is his side bitch

Side Bitch by jeffiner the one and only May 25, 2024

side show bitch 

someone who is never as good as their peirs, always in the way never the "leader" ushually is just...there

yo you dazed him like a side show bitch

side show bitch by giaraffe April 19, 2009

sunny side up bitch 

a person who wakes up with a awkward sore in his rectum...and sees his best friends jacket on the floor..not remembering anything from last night

i feel like a babys arm is up my ass ...wtf when on last night...and my friend left his fucking jacket here...what sunny side up bitch

sunny side up bitch by zacha29 August 29, 2010