Club Seating 

Sitting in a slouched, relaxed manner such that the angle formed by your torso and legs is larger than 90 degrees.

The term originally applied to sitting on bar stools above the rest of the people in undisclosed coffee shop or restaurant.

"Guess what time it is?"
"Wheel of Fortune time?"
"No, club seating."

Club Seating by clubman1898 February 5, 2008

shrexting 

Texting people about cumming all ogre.

Example: This boy won't stop shrexting me! He keeps on sending images of his genitalia with the message "this is my swamp."

shrexting by booty_swamp July 14, 2014

shretting

Shitting your pants while snowboarding or downhill skiing

I was shretting my way down to the chalet before I clogged all 4 of the toilets

shretting by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018

Shmabingus 

The most manly word in the history of the English, Japanese and Canadian language. It is so manly that each time you say it you must punch someone or something in the face. It is also so manly that it is both a noun, verb, adjective and pooper scooper at the same time.

Mike: You guys, I'm Egyptian!
Megan: No way! So is Alex!
Jess: Alex is Egyptian! Bingo!
Alex: SHMABINGUS!
*punches Jess in the face*
Jess: You're so manly!

Shmabingus by IAMEGYPTIAN August 3, 2010

Toilet Seating

A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.

My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.

Toilet Seating by jazryo December 27, 2010

Shieating 

Taking a shit and eating at the same time.

Pronounced like sheet-ing

"Wyd"
"Eating ravioli."
"Where are you?"
"The bathroom"
"Dude, are you shieating again?"

Shieating by Haidengombash March 15, 2016

Muddy Sheeting 

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.

Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.

Muddy Sheeting by DoubleTT August 15, 2021