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This is east coast Jewish slang meaning to "look' or "shop" in a store, business or any place where goods are for sale without buying.

"Shmyer" also can imply being a "bottom feeder" or one that is always looking for sale items and is not hampered by any guilt to ask to purchased an item for below bargain or advertised prices.
"Hello, may I help you?". "No that's OK, I'm just shmying around."

" What did you get at Macy's?" " Nothing I just went in to kill time and shmy."
shmying by SeaPilot June 25, 2009
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In Shining Armor 

The most useless perk in Fallout New Vegas, added by the Dead Money DLC. Available at Level 2, for some reason, and requires 20 Repair, and 70 Science skill points. All because of one programming error, it has become the most infamous perk ever to exist since Here and Now. Even if you use unofficial bug fixes, it's still useless.
Person1: Oh boy! I levelled up! Should i take In Shining Armor? It sounds cool, since i wear Metal Armor!
Person2: Dude, don't take that one. Don't waste your perk point on this one.

Shining Force 

Turn-Based Strategy RPG with a large cult following. Also the name of the force the player controls throughout the series.
The goal of Shining Force II is to command the Shining Force to defeat the evil demon Zeon.
Shining Force by LuneKnight September 17, 2005
secret hiking. being where you're not supposed to be at westtown
Dorm Parent- What are you doing here?
Boy-She's shiking into my room!
shiking by shinekwa April 19, 2006

Shining Glass 

When you box out so many people in basketball, get so many rebounds, play with so much enthusiasm, and all around do work on fools, you got your windex out cause you are shining glass.
Man, Jared Bonnici was shining glass that last game.
Shining Glass by stewburt April 9, 2008

Shining the Torpedo 

Male; to masturbate. See also Buttering the Corn Cob.
My Mom hasn't talked to me since she caught me shining the torpedo last week.

Shaft Shining 

A sex act performed on guys by girls with wet vaginas, where she rubs her groolon his hard cock while the tip stays inside her, thus putting a shine on his shaft.
Felicia is the shaft shining queen stroking Ponch's cock like that.
Shaft Shining by Mr_0Wtf March 7, 2017