Shitake Mushrooms 

is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.

a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".

(In a cooking class)

(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.

(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea

Shitake Mushrooms by $irHC` March 25, 2010

Shiitake 

a type of Japanese asian mushroom that sissies use as a benign way to say shit

oh shiitake mushrooms

Shiitake by ihategeometry October 15, 2003

Shitake Mushroom Grip

When a woman with very large hands cups your balls and her finger slides up your ass. Similar to a shocker on a woman. It makes your shit ache hence the name.

Cindy's hands were so large that she gave me the Shitake Mushroom Grip when we started to get it on.

Shitake Mushroom Grip by The Bored Mechanic December 18, 2009

Shiitake Mushrooms 

Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.

shiitake mushrooms= mushroom mushrooms in japanese.

Shh...talking mushrooms!

Shiitake Mushrooms by kevthegreat55 June 23, 2006

Starbucks Shitageddon 

When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.

"Holy shit, I think I just had a Starbucks Shitageddon last night."

Starbucks Shitageddon by Captain Cocksocks April 21, 2010

shiitake mushroom

a phrase made redundant because "shiitake" means mushroom in Japanese, there for it doesn't mean "Japanese mushroom;" it actually translates into "mushroom mushroom."

1: What does shiitake mushroom mean?
2: Dude, it means "mushroom mushroom."
1: No seriously, what the fuck is shiitake??
2: Just shut your ass.

shiitake mushroom by KRHimself September 5, 2005

shitbaked 

Newfy term for scared shitless

you know you are "shitbaked",when the cops pull you over with open bottles of beer in the car and a dozen in your belly :(

shitbaked by Molson Canadian February 5, 2010