Shexting

texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.

Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method

Shexting by trannykingtuck January 31, 2007

Ceo of shatting in his pants 

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle

Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants

Ceo of shatting in his pants by clobamacare February 25, 2020

shatting 

shitting + chatting = shatting

I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING

LAPTOP ON TOILET = SHATTING

http://shatting.ytmnd.com

shatting by baconizer March 16, 2009

Sheeshing

Another word for smoking hookah, mostly used in and probably originated in santee, California.

He's been Sheeshing all day... I wonder how black his lungs are.

Sheeshing by santeelyfe December 10, 2015

Sheaing 

When you send a girl a video of you beating your meat but, your hand is in your pants while doing it.

Did you see Brady sending Sheaing videos to Jacie?

Sheaing by Whoever through that paper, ur November 23, 2020

Seating disorder 

Common in restaurants - you can't get out because they're perched on the edge with the seat too far back as a result.

Usually affects women.

"Dude I can't get out, her chair's too far out"
"Yeah, she's got a serious seating disorder."

Seating disorder by Aydin Ali February 2, 2008

Club Seating 

Sitting in a slouched, relaxed manner such that the angle formed by your torso and legs is larger than 90 degrees.

The term originally applied to sitting on bar stools above the rest of the people in undisclosed coffee shop or restaurant.

"Guess what time it is?"
"Wheel of Fortune time?"
"No, club seating."

Club Seating by clubman1898 February 5, 2008