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seventeenth base 

Writing bad fiction depicting your partner in sexual situations that fulfill your own fetishes.
Chrono: Ohai! I just finished writing my newest RotMG fanfic! Want to read it? It's over 9000 pages long!
PARIAH: *Reads*
Chrono: Well? Am I totally awesome or am I totally awesome?
PARIAH: Where's the BDSM, bitch? We ain't reached seventeenth base until there's BDSM!
seventeenth base by P. Arias September 6, 2011

Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen 

When you give a punk a nice cinematic speach right before you kick his ass. Doesn't actually have to be the quote from the bible, can be something creative that just belongs in a movie. First made popular by the Prophet Ezekiel in the early 2300 BC era. Then no body really cared about it for another 4294 years until used in Quinton Terentino's Pulp Fiction
John:For ten years I've hated you, every hour of every day I dreamed about this very minute. You and me, alone, with no one for you to hide behind. And the second my fist cracks against your face, the second you see your own blood splatting out of your mouth, the second you hit the ground with your dull trembling body, you will wish it was over, but it won't be. It wont be for a very, very long time. Shall we get started?
James: Oh fuck, I'm dead, he just gave me the ol'Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen

Seventeen 

Seventeen ( 세븐틴, SEVENTEEN or SVT) is a South Korean boy group under Pledis Entertainment.
There are thirteen members in the group who are separated into three different sub-Units: 'Hip-Hop Unit' (Mingyu, S.Coups, Wonwoo, Vernon), 'Vocal Unit' (Woozi, Jeonghan, DK, Seungkwan, Joshua), and 'Performance Unit' (Minghao, Hoshi, Jun, Dino).

They debuted on May 26 in 2015. They were the first male K-pop group to debut with a one-hour live Showcase.
Their fandom Name is Carat. Carat
Say the Name: SEVENTEEN!
Seventeen by mwxx898 May 23, 2017

Seventeen year old woman 

A seventeen year old human female. A term that sexually enlightened people use and is the right word according to the teen liberation movement.
Kathy is a seventeen year old woman.

seventeenth birthday 

The time when a boy/girl turns 17 and grows a tail.
"hey Martha, did you see the tail on that guy?"
"oh yeh, he is hot! Did I tell you I was at his seventeenth birthday?".
"Tail is a euphemism btw".
seventeenth birthday by MQ-N May 11, 2009

sweet seventeen 

A birthday where a girl turns seventeen, often used to make up for a failed sweet sixteen.
Person 1: Amy's having her sweet seventeen on Friday.
Person 2: isn't that meant to be sweet sixteen?
Person 1: poor thing, her parents caught her giving head before her sixteenth birthday and got so pissed they wouldn't let her throw a party
sweet seventeen by JeremyWow August 28, 2017