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OTS oahu transit services 

OTS stands for Oahu transit services , they believe urban dictionary is a sufficient source for evidence even though anyone can add anything here as a made up meaning there fore anything on urban dictionary is not a creditable source
Person 1 : I currently work for OTS

Person 2: what is OTS
Person 1: Oahu transit services
OTS Oahu transit services

servicing the account 

v. Also, service the account, the account is being serviced.

A George Carlin term for the act of a salesperson screwing over their customer through deceit. This is catagorized by the large bullshit smile, and customer assuming the position.
"Excuse me, I'm clueless about buying absolutely anything."
"I'll just go ahead and service the account for you then."
servicing the account by Greggo September 8, 2005

Byrds Automotive services 

An automotive repair shop that had a rocky start at the beginning. They are now committed to customer satisfaction and will do whatever it takes for the customer to leave satisfied with the service performed. They are dedicated to satisfaction and GOD. They will up hold to their motto. "Quality Built On Trust".
For high quality repair go to Byrds Automotive Services.

Engineered Tax Services 

Using tax credits to buy down tax payments due. A person has a tax credit but wants cash so he is willing to sale the tax credit to someone who owes taxes and desires to buy the tax credit at a deep discount.
Teddy did an Engineered Tax Services. He owed $2,500 in taxes but he was able to lower his taxes due down to $200 by buying tax credits at a deep discount from a film company willing to sell their credits for cash.

Selective Services 

The most outrageous form of goverment ssexisim that exists today.
Males are forced to sign up with the Selective Services when they turn 18. Females on the other hand are not.
Men are no better at being shot at than women are.
Selective Services by Danny February 10, 2004

social services

bunch of interfering bastards.
that was a joke. the social services do a great job.
social services by prettyugly November 21, 2004