Sergeant Arch Dornan

He's the meanest bastard that you've ever seen. One time he caught one of the recruits out of his uniform, then he started the loudest ear-blistering rant you've ever heard, it was inspiring.

Sergeant Arch Dornan - "Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement... You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your power armor? Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!"

Sergeant Arch Dornan by Seargeant Arch Dornan April 8, 2022

Sergeant Buzzkill 

The one person at a party that completely obliterates the vibe or mood of the party by saying something completelty stupid and or un-called for. Or the one person no one wants at a party.

You just spilt all of our alcohol...Way to go, sergeant buzzkill!!!

O shit, funs over. Here comes Sergeant Buzzkill!

Sergeant Buzzkill by Jason Cass August 1, 2008

Sergeant Sausage

Commander of the Pants Patrol; comprising Lieutenant Scrotes & Private's Plum 1st Class, & Plum 2nd Class (there's always one higher than the other).

A man's sex part

"Looks like Sergeant Sausage is ready to assault the Pink Valley!"

"Sorry, can't talk right now, Sgt. Sausage is deep in the enemy bush, ring me back later!"

Sergeant Sausage by The Powers September 27, 2006

Sergeant Sarcasm 

For when somebody says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious" you say, "Your welcome Sergeant Sarcasm". Basically the the comeback for Captain Obvious.

You Say: "The grass is green."
They Say: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."
You Say: "Your welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm

Sergeant Sarcasm by Mr Stan August 8, 2010

Sergeant Salami 

Another word for penis

Guy1: You know that girl he was with last night?

Guy2: Yeah, what about her?

Guy1: She sucked his Sergeant Salami last night!

Sergeant Salami by sanderman900 October 25, 2009

Sergeant Schnee 

Someone who gets completely jacked on cocaine. Sometimes this person will brag about how many drugs they have consummed to certain people and other times they will flatly deny any sort of drug use altogether. But, generally speaking, this person will get high and act like a jack-ass.

After a two eight-ball Friday night, Sergeant Schnee showed up and seems to be holding boot camp! Jock Rock sure does like to drink and do blow on the weekend. He'll deny doing any of it on Monday!

Sergeant Schnee by dbergeron November 26, 2007

Sergeant Snuggles

A person who horny military men fantasize about. This occurs often when these soldiers are on long bouts of duty and need comforting thoughts. They are known to daydream about Sergeant Snuggles naked (typically performing sexual acts). This is partly due to loneliness and partly due to desperation (also extreme homosexuality plays a significant roll). The most commonly occurring fantasy is when a soldier imagines himself as a new recruit whom is trapped in a foxhole with the Sergeant and than is ordered to perform sexual acts. They in turn perform the acts and then proceed to cuddle through the long, cold night in the Sergeant's arms. It is also notable to say that their is a real life Sergeant this “Sergeant Snuggles” got named after. He is on active duty in North Carolina and currently dating a fellow Marine.

1. While Private Putz was sleeping some bunk mates observed him softly murmuring the name Sergeant Snuggles. They witnessed him saying in his slumber "Oh Sergeant, order me to do 100 push ups on Mr. Missile...". When awakened Private Putz quickly denied having wet dreams about the infamous Sergeant yet his bunk mates noticed that he had an erection and what appeared to be a small stain on his pants.

2. Private Putz was spotted exiting the barracks of Sergeant Snuggles early Saturday morning. The Private has always thought of Sergeant Snuggles as being "dreamy" yet denied it but now after witnessing him perform the "walk of shame" it is known to be true. When questioned about his sleepover with the Sergeant he exclaimed "I can't deny it anymore! I love Sergeant Snuggles! He holds me and won’t let me go like a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay. When he spoons me in his top bunk I feel so warm and cozy. If I get sent away to war it will be his love letters that keep me going!...” Then he started crying and continued on. “He's bombed my ass more than desert storm and has enlisted in my heart for life!" Private Putz was then awarded the Purple Penis for his bravery in telling such an embarrassing tale. Although Private Putz has since left the Marines he still maintains a long distance relationship with his beloved Sergeant.

Sergeant Snuggles by Ray14 April 10, 2009