secret agent
secret agent by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
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"dude, there's nowhere to cheef around here"
"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"
"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"
secret agent by goddamnhippy June 13, 2005
Secret Agent
When a man is having sex with a fat or ugly chick, after he cums, he pulls the rubber off, stuffs it over her head and yells at her very sternly, "if you tell anyone about this, I'll fucking kill you".
After Peter was done fucking that fat hog, he totally gave her the secret agent and she ran out of his room crying like a stuck pig.
Secret Agent by ForestTex February 20, 2007
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Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunny by SecretAgentDashingDerpyBunny August 20, 2020
secret agent bitch
When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you
Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?
Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me
Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me
secret agent bitch by Anterograde February 6, 2022
Secret agent poo
When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.
Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons
Secret agent poo by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022
secret agent
A secret agent is a person who has 2 WhatsApp account on his smartphone, one on the WhatsApp app whilst another one is on web.whatsapp.com. This is required to allow him to execute his task as a secret agent.
Ever since I got my second WhatsApp account, I feel like a secret agent—juggling chats on my phone and web while keeping my plans under wraps!
secret agent by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025