Scrump 

A male or female who has no clue. Completely out of the loop on life and helpless. One who lacks confidence/success/carisma/hygene/common sense. Needs direction.

He went to the gym today with holes all in his socks...what a SCRUMP!

My husband has skidmarks in his underwear, so scrumpy.

Scrump by bdyke January 29, 2015

Scrump 

Doing something highly unnecessary. Being annoying

I'm going to write all the emojis in the world!
Your just a scrump if you kick me one more time

Scrump by Maditine July 29, 2017

Scrump 

A term for a shriveled or scrunched up scrotum.

If it gets any colder I'm gonna get scrumped!

Scrump by Mr ShuvNStuff September 1, 2018

scrump 

An abbreviation of scrumptious. The best you can get.

That guy/girl is "scrump.

scrump by enzo500 November 24, 2006

Scrump 

When you have to take a large, steaming hot shit.

"Damn..I gotta scrump!"
"I think...I think I have to scrump."

Scrump by CRenn September 29, 2018

Scrump 

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.

Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.

Scrump by Josh July 16, 2003

Scrump 

Scrub + Gump = Scrump

Adam Lambert is such a scrump!

Scrump by ToonSquad95 February 25, 2011