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A thick, dark yellow to black in color, waxy textured film originating from food products containing dairy where such
residue has been sufficiently exposed to varyng amounts of heat, moisture, light, and biological waste flora allowing such residue to become teeming with bacteria and chemically transmogrified to form a highly toxic compound and potentially deadly funk.
Commonly found on common products such as Mayonnaise jars, can-opener blades, and pet food containers.
Scrim accounts for approximately 1200 deaths per annum, with toxicity levels having been found in rare cases to be rivaling military agents.
Starbucks and other such coffee houses have been models within the industry for their Anti-Scrim regimen denying scrim any foothold to form within the high risk dairy containers. Patented anti-scrim valves on all refrigerated dairy tanks and steam jets are major contributors.
Scrim by Mark Manzer January 14, 2007
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to climb up a tree, drainpipe etc without any special aids or equipment and in a prompt fashion.
Can you scrim up that tree and rescue my hat?
scrim by mikelangelno September 15, 2017
Short for discriminate.

discrimination preconceived judgment
predjudice
Man: Hey Girl, So what’s your type?
Woman: I don’t scrim. I like them all!

DJ: We don’t play rap here!
Man: Man that’s scrim.
Scrim by Nikki B that's Me December 13, 2019
When two lads have a mental rap battle. Beanies must be worn and the winner is always undecided.
Lad 1: "I don't know about you, but I'm feeling a scrim coming along."

Lad 2: "I gotta be honest, a good scrim would be ideal right now"
Scrim by M9rl July 17, 2021
a really cool guy whos good at any game he plays
wow i wish i was as good as SCRIM
scrim by Scrimw September 1, 2021
The trimmings of a manscaping (or ladyscaping) job. The clippings of pubic hair.
I sprinkled my scrim in his coffee this morning. Fuck that guy.
Scrim by Dickpincher February 11, 2022