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the helvetica scenario

Derived from an experiment (carried out in Switzerland, aka Helvetica) where the nucleus of a calcium molecule in skin was removed, leaving a temporarily stable electron/proton shell, causing a mutation that made the skin grow over all the openings in the skin. The helvetica scenario is a nightmare scenario that occurrs when this technique of removing the calcium nucleus- called quantum superpositioning- is used irresponsibly to harm people.
Political advisors feared that the country would resort to biological weapons, causing something like the helvetica scenario to happen.
the helvetica scenario by m3770r December 4, 2012

Alpha scenario 

A situation or circumstance which is dictated and/or enumerated by the presence of one or more alphas.
"Oi boys, let's not stay out too late tonight."

"Nah dude, tonight's going to be an alpha scenario."
Alpha scenario by AlphaDemon February 17, 2018

Tae Scenario

A situation or condition that is highly unlikely and most likely impossible.

Catering for a Tae Scenario results in the recursive use of energy and resources. You are always close but not quite there. Conceptually, a Tae Scenario is similar to the Penrose Steps i.e impossible staircase.

Although the scenario originates from the thought processes of a great developer named Tae. Generating a Tae Scenario is not limited to developers and/or peopele named Tae.
Hey is was thinking do you think is should cater for the following?

What happens if someone enters their age on form and as they click save they became a year older. Do we ask them to fill in the form again? What if they become a year older but they have to be under a certain age? Do we show them the form again?
What if they become a year older but they have to a over a certain age? Do we show them the form again?
What if they become a year older and they selected the color blue? Do we show them the form again?

No, Bob, I think that is a bit of a Tae Scenario just let them save.
Tae Scenario by Clade October 16, 2013

worst case scenario party 

(n.) a party at which you drink only cases of the worst beer.
Guy 1- "Did you hit up Kendra's?"
Guy 2- "No way! All they had was a case of Natty Light, typical worst case scenario party."

Wet Paper Bag Scenario 

Davidisom - this strike is like the wet paper bag scenario - Useless

erect scenario 

situation in which you have a boner
I was so embarrassed when my boyfriend saw that i had an erect scenario from another guy.
erect scenario by inventor of whork November 11, 2010