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Sailorific

adj.

A word that is commonly (or should be) used by Navy personnel and former Navy personnel when sarcasm is needed to describe something.

To denote that the present situation is reminiscent of government work.

To describe a man as being beyond flaming gay.

To describe the sludge some people serve as coffee that's so strong it'll wake the dead!
Conversation as seen on Facebook (names have been changed to protect the not so innocent)

Former Navy Wife: Hey __"Guy in the Navy"__! Shouldn't you be off getting a tattoo right bout now? HAHAHAHA

Guy in the Navy: lol i wanna just can't afford a new one yet. Maybe next week :P lol

Former Navy Wife: you should get an anchor with a pair of lips on your bum so you can tell the Navy to kiss your @$$

Former Sailor: ‎*sniff* ya'll makin' me feel like I am still a sailor out to sea.

Guy in the Navy: isn't it great __"Former Sailor"__ lol

Former Sailor: It's fucken sailorific

(silence for about a minute)

Former Sailor: I can't believe I said that word
Sailorific by FormerNavyWife March 30, 2011

Sailing on the Pumpkin Tide 

Refers to becoming drunk while alone in order to enhance one's creative process. Probably originated in the webcomic Problem Slueth.
Person 1: Can you come over tonight?
Person 2: No, I've had some ideas rolling around so tonight is going to be for sailing on the pumpkin tide.
A sport that includes leaping over centerboard housing every time you tack causing lots of bruises and cuts on your legs; especially in a 420 (by the way - it's a type of boat - nothing to do with pot dumbasses) and if you are lucky enough not to be cut or bruised on your legs you probably have a concussion from being too slow to duck during a tack or gybe.
Sailing is the best sport EVERRR
sailing by Sailor_Savvy September 3, 2007

Sailing mishap 

Accident involving a sailing yacht.
"You look the same age to me."
"I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!"
SAILING MISHAP!!!!
Sailing mishap by Snake January 16, 2005

Sailing the Red Sea 

Shagging a girl that has her period.
" If that means I have to sail the Red Sea that so be it but I need a shag now !
Sailing the Red Sea by Dutchgit December 16, 2003

sailing for cock 

sailing for cock

v. the act of sailing the high seas for a delicious cock

This act is especially common at frat halloween parties where many females are dressed as slutty sailors. These skanks are clearly not sailing a boat, ergo they are sailing for a nice cock to ride.
Emily was sailing for cock last night, but luckily captain Buckalas was there to give it to her.
sailing for cock by Fast Ed December 10, 2009