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To be trapped in a one way conversation lasting at least one hour with somebody you do not like.
"You just got Ruszed!"

"I know, I couldn't escape, he Ruszed me for an hour."

"You have some sick on you too."

"Great."
ruszed by number16 April 28, 2013

Jack Russell Turbo 

Term used to describe the sudden, unexpected behavior of a Jack Russell Terrier. Without notice or provocation, they streak about the house as if on a race track. Often noted to stop as unexpectedly as it started.
Otis and Kira were a blur as they ran from the kitchen to the living room and back again on the invisible race track only they could see. Jack Russell Turbo needs not be defined once it has been witnessed.
Jack Russell Turbo by kdez February 12, 2010

russell peters 

The funniest indian comedian ever. I saw his taping and nearly cried for a good 45 minutes because it was so funny. You have to see this guy.
"IMMIGRANTS!"
"But dad, UR an immigrant"
"EHH! YOU VATCH VAT U SAY TO ME!!"

"!Xobile"

"OI! RUSSELL! SOMEBODY GONNA GETTA HURT REAL BAD"
russell peters by h1ndu November 22, 2004
to be the victim of a trivial humorous deception, to ride the ruse cruise
used by trolls mocking the internet culture of shitpiles like reddit to ascend to a way3meta5me level of troll
le 9gag user: do you like the narutos?
le reddit user: jajaja
le 9gag user: what is your favorite naruto?

le reddit user: anime is for jerks

le 9gag user: wtf????
le reddit user: wow I le epicly rused you XDXDXDXDdXDDXDDXxd
le 9gag user: omgf ive just been rused!! xfddd
rused by cantbreakthosecuffs May 19, 2014

rusted root 

1) a seldom-used cock

2) the name of an awesome Pittsburgh band known for their worldly rock
Damn, I ain't got none in so long, I got a rusted root.

Huh?

Yeah, my dick is about to fall off from lack of lubrication.
rusted root by pornhorn50 January 26, 2010

Russell Coight 

A beloved Aussie icon who represents what it means to be a true blue Aussie. He regualrly fucks things up attempting to perefect the art of Australian bushcraft.
Russell Coight Quotes:

"Captain Cooks fleet could well of met a watery grave or even drowned"

"Meanwhile on the ground a mob of emus can be seen grazing....
Emus tend to travel in pairs or sometimes alone or in groups, and feed mainly at night or during the day"

"I gained most of my vast knowledge of the outback from my father Russell Coight Snr, who taught me everything I know before he died from a combination of a self-inflicted axe wound, sunstroke, and snake-bite."

"Out here, survival is the name of the game. Only it's not a game; it's deadly serious."

"Some of the animals are nocturnal, so the best time to see them is at night. Only you can't see them, because it's dark."

" Feel's good to be on the road again, feels like a drug, not an illegal drug a good drug, not that drugs are good there bad, this drug is a driving drug, not a speed one*pauses*, I'm on a natural high..."
Russell Coight by Russ26456875467 October 18, 2012