rumsfeld

v. To back out or resign under mounting scrutiny and/or criticism.

Having been caught in in a compromising situation with the office intern, Johnny Rumsfelded himself out of trouble by taking a job at another company.

rumsfeld by HobieKopek November 11, 2006

Rumsfeld

Cocky speaker who makes excessive use of redundancies and nonsensical statements and still comes across as someone who knows his shit.

His words have a peculiar hypnotic quality that after you hear him speak you suddenly feel the irresistible urge of bombing a few arab countries. He is a Rumsfeld.

Rumsfeld by Yoova August 24, 2006

Donald Rumsfeld

Failure.
Donald Rumsfeld is an outright failure that did not protect America when it was under attack. He lead his country in 2 wars of failure, Iraq and Afghanistan.

Donald Rumsfeld failed to protect his own office building from attack on 9/11/2001.

Donald Rumsfeld by K.Roy September 23, 2006

Rumsfeld

1:evil little man behind the curtain that feeds bananas to the chimp on the Thone.
2:Minister of propaganda for the chimp; Dr. Donald Gerbels.(of the s.s. fame)
3:a weisel who sends young men to die in a unjust war then has a copy machine sign
his signature to the letter of condolance when they become casualties.

One sick little asswipe who was a nazi s.s doctor in his past life. This sicko should be jailed in Abu Ghraib prison and be abused by a large gay men.

Rumsfeld by iggy pop April 3, 2005

Rumsfeld

a.) The act of comforting small-minded, insecure white Americans by promising war with smaller, weaker countries of a non-white ethnicity.

b.) To remove citizens 200 year old civil rights under the guise of protection from foreign threats. The act of seizing upon a society's fears in order to push through a fascist agenda.

Rumsfeld by John Cocktoastin January 30, 2003

Rumsfeld disease 

Any medical condition acquired from drinking aspartame i.e. tumors, cancer, seizures.

My mother had an E.K.G. the other day and the doctors found a brain tumor I told her to quit drinking diet soda or she would get rumsfeld disease.

Rumsfeld disease by MadAges February 25, 2007

Donald Rumsfeld

A shit so large you have to break it up so you can flush it

Sorry I took so long in the clapper, I dropped a Donald Rumsfeld

Donald Rumsfeld by ddawg9999 November 24, 2016