rounding the coroner 

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.

Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".

rounding the coroner by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020

Rounding the Horn 

The act of politely declining, avoiding or otherwise steering clear of the African horn when confronted with its formidable size and power ostensibly so as not to appear racist.

... " Ladies of good standing shall be well advised to adhere strictly to the policy of Rounding the Horn of Africa should it be offered , deny it, snub it slap it's purple swollen face. Rebuke and refuse it's rude and rampant advances costs, for ones honour may well be at stake, whilst remaining mindful of the consequences for international relations."

Rounding the Horn by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020

rounding they butt

thee action of binge eating with the hope and intent of round they butt

a inspiring use of this term could be
"who up rounding they butt"

rounding they butt by tame in pickle December 2, 2025

Sinacore Rounding 

In high school physics, when answers do not come out to the number desired, Sinacore Rounding takes place.

i divided and had 7.01x10^-14. Danny P's answer was 8.45x10^-12, so i used Sinacore Rounding so we would have the same answer.

Sinacore Rounding by AP_Physics June 5, 2007

Wife Rounding 

"Wife rounding" occurs when a wife tells her spouse the amount of money she spent on something. The amount is always rounded down, typically in increments between $1 and $10.

Husband: Honey, how much did you pay for this?
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.

Wife Rounding by gipnor June 2, 2010

Updown rounding 

Clicking like or dislike on Urban Dictinonary, not based on whether your actually like or dislike the defintion, but rather, to see the little counter flip over to a high and round number: The more zeros at the end, the more satisfied you feel. While the more passive "constant refreshing to watch the milestone pass" is not updown rounding in the strictest sense, it, too, can be addictive.)

Updown rounding 2400 WHOOOOOOOooooooooooT!!!

Updown rounding by TrE3333333 January 12, 2011

Catholic rounding

When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.

1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:

Acceptable age = LAC

3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:

Acceptable age = Person's age

She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.

Catholic rounding by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019