Rooting for the Dutch 

"Rooting for the Dutch" is a term used when you know someone and/or something has no chance, but you still pull for it anyways. Created by rooting for the Dutch soccer and baseball teams which always play teams they have no business playing, and lose. Basically, you're rooting for the underdog who has no business even trying what they are about to attempt.

"Look at Dave trying to spit game, he has zero chance with that girl."
"Yeah I know. But hey, I'm still rooting for the Dutch."

Rooting for the Dutch by dfndub March 25, 2013

Rooting Trophy 

A crude name for a child

Look at Pete over there with his wife and his rooting trophy (child).

Rooting Trophy by DaveTheRaver February 6, 2009

Rooting a girl 

Sticking you dick inside her tight pussy going balls deep in the forest

i got lots of scratches rooting a girl last night

Rooting a girl by Hisgirl8888 August 8, 2015

rooting for truffles 

Function: verb

Etymology: term originally associated with truffle-hunting sows, who use their snouts to nuzzle the precious fungus from the earth. Pigs communicate their sexual availability to other pigs via the steroid that truffles contain.

1. the sexual act normally associated with cunnilingus involving the rubbing of one's nose against one's partner's clitoris 2. to perform such an act

Sally: Hey dude what's up with your nose? Are you getting a cold or something?
Mark: Nah I was up all night rooting for truffles.
Sally: Whoa, your girlfriend is one lucky gal!

rooting for truffles by Alana Post October 14, 2005

rooting machine

Fairly obscure Belfast slang for either a girl or guy that is particularly good at sex

Dude 1: What did you get up to last night big lad

Dude 2: I was out on the rip and went home this wee girl and she went like fuck!

Dude 1: Sounds like she was a right wee rooting machine

rooting machine by TONY_SCULLION July 7, 2008

Rooting for the Refs 

What you tell someone when:

1. You hate both teams playing in a major sporting event.

2. You don't want to commit to rooting for one team.

Hey Dave, are you rooting for Florida or LSU?

Ugh, I hate both teams. I'm Rooting for the Refs.

Rooting for the Refs by JUSTIN-BAILEY October 8, 2011

Rooting_around 

jobless, please subscribe to the poor old man on twitch he is trying to feed his family of 12 children.

person 1: Rooting_around is my favorite twitch streamer
person 2: Wow he's that fortnite streamer right
person 1: *burns person 2s house down*
person 2: my house is on fire

Rooting_around by BashJohnson April 11, 2019