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roofie martini 

Can refer to any martini-style cocktail that includes the drug Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol). This drink is mostly seen at college bars and night clubs used by douchebags in an attemp to insert their drangi into women’s slits.
Guy1: Did you hear about Jessica?
Guy2: No. What happened?
Guy1: She had a roofie martini and woke up next to that douche Marc.
roofie martini by Cynthia Dangus November 14, 2017
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roofie roulette 

a joyous game in which 20+ shot glasses are filled with hard alcohol and placed on a lazy Susan or spinning table,in which 4 roofies are dropped,and each person playing takes shots at random to see who gets one.its a good idea to make sure most of your friends have cameras on them.
its fun for the whole family!
muttered in a sobbing voice "got im never playing roofie roulette again,i need to go to the doctor...."
roofie roulette by jesse lindsay January 12, 2008

Roofie Test 

A test that you t hought you did well on, but it secretly fucked you without your knowledge
Man, I thought I aced that test, but turns out it was a roofie test all along.
Roofie Test by Puay November 9, 2017

roofie rape 

to sneak roofies and Viagra into ones drink, then lead them towards a nearby private area, and have your way with them.
Bailey: I have this obsession with this bass player, I wish I could get with him...I think i will roofie rape him tomorrow at school.
roofie rape by creepybasslover February 28, 2011

Roofie Dew 

Roofies put into a glass, can, or bottle of Mountain Dew.
I think the weird guy at Burger King gave me some Roofie Dew
Roofie Dew by cool4dude April 28, 2005

Roofie Lottery 

The act of consuming drinks found lying around a party and/or bar in hopes of finding on that has been drugged.
We thought she was just wasted but it turns out she was playing the roofie lottery...and she was wasted.
Roofie Lottery by PrincessofPuke November 1, 2011

Roofie Colada

Roofie Colada was originally coined by Quagmire on Family Guy referring to a drink with a roofie in it for a female, his means of getting laid.

Over time female lushes started referring to drinks 1/2 liquor 1/2 mixer or less as Roofie Coladas.

Its first known reference in this way was seen on Facebook in early October of 2010 by a female alcohol connoisseur aka lush in the suburbs of Chicago. That post was immediately followed up with shenanigans of "Me Too" & "I Roofied Colada'd myself again last night" by other women who like to party.

Since then it's quickly caught on & took a turn for the worse when drunken idiots started making "brands" of Roofie Coladas such as Goosey Coladas which were Grey Goose w/ a splash of seltzer water & lime.

Roofie Coladas always seem like a great idea at the time and are fun for the whole family but aren't much fun the next day.
Yay it's the weekend! I need a Roofie Colada STAT.
Roofie Colada by R-Cman October 17, 2010