Roni 

Short for Coronavirus, also known as Beer Bug or Boomer Flu with reference to the brand Pasta Roni

Originally Invented by the Chinese, Pasta Roni was popularized by the Italians

Trumps out there shaking hands and spreading the Roni
or
I cant be sick right now, I cant catch the Roni

Roni by Roni Rascal March 18, 2020

Roni 

A dumbass 15 years old jewish Israeli boy. Not so funny but funny enough.

Not so lucky but lucky enough.

Not so smart.
Loves his dog, loves his lizard, and loves a random guy from Jerusalem.
A hardcore gamer🤭

WOW look at Roni he is always tryinna be funny!!😆

Roni by ilysme_ September 28, 2023

roni 

A. A sweet and nice girl, often times with a deceiving gangsta side.
B. A true penda playa.

"Michele, now dat bidde be a roni like what!?!?"

"That penda ian mohn is true playa, he gets all the ronis"

roni by michele and ian March 7, 2005

Roni 

The sexyest sexxy sex sex man with a Insanely Huuuge Badonk also known as a fat ass. Roni is is increadible sexy sex sex

ssxe

Is that a roni?

He's so sexy sex sex

He's also a empowered Black woman

Roni by RoniAidynsNudePhotos April 15, 2021

Roni 

Roni is a solid cunt that will rip someone’s face off

Roni is a solid geezer

Roni by Ouffffff June 16, 2020

Roni 

Roni is the most amazing and beautiful girl in the world, even though she is only a 5th grader she will have you in love with her in no time, she is popular and knows how to have a good time. She has multiple friends and loves to play Roblox, and she always can't wait for the next day to begin!

Roni went down to the park with 2 friends, or something or other!

Roni by Follow Me On TikTok@ronixclown December 1, 2019

Roni 

An angelic being with blonde hair and blue eyes. Seeing her face will immediately cleanse you of all sin and cure you of all mortal disease. She's a Gemini and if she's two-faced, both of them are flawless and will slay your entire existence. You best worship the ground she walks on.

"Whoa! Where's that holy light coming from? Why am I so thirsty all of a sudden?"
"That'd be Roni."

Roni by kell97 June 6, 2015