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Roni

An angelic being with blonde hair and blue eyes. Seeing her face will immediately cleanse you of all sin and cure you of all mortal disease. She's a Gemini and if she's two-faced, both of them are flawless and will slay your entire existence. You best worship the ground she walks on.

"Whoa! Where's that holy light coming from? Why am I so thirsty all of a sudden?"
"That'd be Roni."

by kell97 June 6, 2015