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Right Hand Syndrome 

a terrible disease that mainly affects lonely men with too much free time. Signs of RHS are: lack of girlfriend, increased lung capacity, and engorged biceps of the right arm. Not to be confused with LHS (Left Hand Syndrome)
Ronnie: h-hi.. my name is Ronnie and I suffer from Right Hand Syndrome

Support Group Leader: admitting it is the first step in recovery Ronnie
Right Hand Syndrome by whysguy April 12, 2010

Right Hand-A-Rama

Masturbation.

Shaking hands with the one-eyed milk man.

Also a (Quality) song by The Network on their album Money Money 2020.
"50 cents cheaper than the real thing
even though it may be a little bit disgusting
can't call a bitch and it ain't got no drama
it's called a new sensation called the right hand-a-rama"

"I don't know why
I don't know why
It sure feels good
most every time"

Right-Hand Chicken 

A game begins when two or more men masturbate themselves in front of each other. A person loses if they stop masturbating or ejaculate. The winner is the man left hard and dry.

Disambiguation: Girls can do it too. (Spurt=Squirt)
Eric: "Hey Carl, wanna play right-hand chicken?"
Carl: "I lose."
Ben: "Get out of my room."

Right Hand-Kun 

Most underrated character from Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Person 1: You got some yogurt there buddy want me to wipe that off?

Right Hand-Kun: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

right hand douche 

Anyone in north america who drives an import that is right hand drive. Typically a toyota, honda, mazada, or nissan.
This guy: Look at that douche driving the right hand drive Supra

That guy: wow, what a right hand douche. Look he is evening rocking a douche beard.

right-hand complex 

Thinking you are better than all the leftys out there because you make up a majority discriminates against a smaller group of more intelligent high achievers.
They generally employ weak logic to make themselves feel better about being boring and generic, unlike unique leftys.
(right hander) Your'e left handed. You should be burned at the stake because you side with the devil."
(lefty) "Don't worry child, you just have a right-hand complex. You see, Jesus was left-handed. It is stated in the Bible the Jesus sitteth at the right hand of God. That is because God is also left-handed. Now stfu!"
(right hander in a snoody retaliation) "BUT,If God was left-handed, and so was His Son, then why does Jesus sit at God's RIGHT hand?"
(lefty) "The OBVIOUS reason is so they don't bump elbows when they eat. Duh."
right-hand complex by gamma_xi February 21, 2009