Restless Loser Syndrome

(n) Restless Loser Syndrome is a disease some people get that causes them to keep thinking their phone is ringing/vibrating when really, it isn't. So the person keeps checking and checking their phone only to see that it never rang in the first place, making them a loser.

The origin is unknown, but the cause is said to stem from a person mistaking a light shake in the leg or an odd noise for their phone ringing.

-Why do you keep looking at your phone? is someone texting you?
-No, i keep thinking it's vibrating and i check it but it's not!
-Sounds like you have RLS.
-Restless Leg Syndrome?
-No, Restless Loser Syndrome, loser!

Restless Loser Syndrome by THE_Æ June 1, 2009

Restless Groin Syndrome

-noun- A medical disorder, popularized by such celebrities as Tiger Woods and Jesse James and politicians like John Edwards, characterized by sexual promiscuity, the inability to remain monogamous, sometimes fathering illegitimate children, and the likelihood of being 'outed' with Bimbo eruptions in the tabloids.

Because he left rehab before finishing his treatment, doctors fear that Jesse's "Restless Groin Syndrome" will recur.

Restless Groin Syndrome by Jaggsokc April 5, 2010

Restless Bean Syndrome 

Restless Bean Syndrome, sometimes referred to as RBS, is when a woman has a clitoris that requires more frequent attention than most woman. There is no cure for Restless Bean Syndrome to date. However; one can temporarily reduce the restlessness by pleasuring herself or "flicking the bean."

"Hey Sam I heard Grace was diagnosed with Restless Bean Syndrome, I'm sorry to hear that."

"Sorry everybody, Jonna couldn't make it to the party tonight, her RBS is flaring up. She has been flicking the bean all night."

Restless Bean Syndrome by Dillie Doe April 21, 2010

Restless Pelvic Syndrome 

The uncontrollable act of humping anything, even the air. Your hips constantly thrust as if you're fucking. It is a neuropathic condition that can be combined with the Zaggman for a dramatic affect.

Dont mind me humping your butt, I suffer from Restless Pelvic Syndrome..

Restless Pelvic Syndrome by Jzaags January 28, 2020

Restless Dick Syndrome

When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.

Cathy: "I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. Fuckin' 3 a.m. and Ronnie gets a bad case of the Restless Dick Syndrome! There oughta be a pill!"

Restless Dick Syndrome by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

restless steeze syndrome 

Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders and surfers. Documented effects may include frequent mentioning of buttery slides or body motions replicating a pendy even though the effected patient has no board with them. Triggers have been claimed that ingestion of cannabis and seeing steeze footage leads to severe cases of RSS.

After his third joint Mikes RSS became so severe that he grabbed the nearest board and hit a sick coleman. His friends could tell when they saw him put his hands on the ground as if to hit a 180 frontside. Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders

restless steeze syndrome by ButterBros September 11, 2015

Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome 

When the affected person cannot stop tickling their rectum no matter the circumstances and is kept from sleeping or doing anything that involves staying still.

"Bill, why are you always tickling your rectum?"
"I have Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome"
"Oh"

Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome by Boe Jidon February 1, 2023