google refund
I thought I coined the phrase, "Retardo Montalban," but got served a google refund when it showed up with 1600 hits.
google refund by Craig Bz January 11, 2008
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sticky refund
"I didn't know where to bust so I gave her the old Sticky Refund. Told her not to let it spoil her dinner."
sticky refund by nacko420 May 22, 2010
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Time Refund
A fictional request that allows one to time travel into the past so they can redo an action they might regret or relive a specific time frame in which previously occurred.
Example 1: "Ergh... I so regret falling asleep during the middle of the conference meeting on Monday... Oh well, no worries I will ask for a time refund, yay!"
Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"
Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."
Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"
Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."
Time Refund by IcemanJack August 28, 2018
The Refund
This is a multi-step act in which you take a dump (said turd must be firm) and insert the turd into your lover's ass. Lover will then shit out the turd, which you then stick in his/her mouth, causing the subject to vomit the turd amongst other fluids.
After eating a hearty meal of cornbread and steak, Don gave Tim The REFUND, resulting in a severe staph infection for his son Tim. He's such a slut.
The Refund by Pablo Honey October 13, 2006
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iowa refund by civeroy August 8, 2018
tijuana refund
I had to wait to meet Gay Tony to pay him the money I owed him, so I picked up a hooker and pulled a Tijuana refund.
tijuana refund by Thewanderer December 7, 2014
White Trash Refund
Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to obtain a refund to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to white trash exchange, white trash rebate, white trash warranty claim, white trash regifting, etc.
Percy, expressing extreme discomfort, quickly negotiated a white trash refund of the cost (with tax) of his pricey hemorrhoid preparation, because he "didn't get home from the store with it" and "had had to resort to other means."
White Trash Refund by texlex61 January 28, 2009