Record Golf 

Record Golf is a sport with rules similar to frisbee golf, but is played with anything that plays music. Pretty much the illest sport in the world, its cornerstones are Freedom, America, William Wallace, Matt Damon, and JD's Restaurant.

Record Golf is what its like when Love falls in love.

Example 1
Person 1- "Hey wanna go Play Frisbee Golf?"
Person 2 - "No thanks, I'm American."

Example 2
Person 1- "The prisoner wishes to say a word"
Person 2- "Freeeeeeedooooommmmmmmm"

Example 3
Canadian- "Let's play hockey and experience snow"
French person - "Wi Wi, our food is awful"
Australian - "G'day mate, lets put another shrimp on the barbie"
Matt Damon- "MATT DAMON!!!!"
William Wallace- "Freeeeeedooooommmmmm"
American- "Well said William, Well said"

Example 4
Record Golf>Frisbee Golf

Record Golf by Freedom OR DIE May 24, 2011

record company puppet

noun: A singer who is simply a pretty face(s) to sell records for big music company. All songs are written and performed by session bands while they simply sing over the top.

The plural refers to bands rather than solo singers.

"Busted rock!"
"You're fucking joking right? They're total record company puppets."

"50 Cent is blingin' innit!"
"Come on... You can see strings in his photos."

record company puppet by Easty December 27, 2004

record playah 

noun, a person who's love for collecting vinyl makes them morally bankrupt and without bounds.Tim did

Tim gave a guy a Dutch Rudder, an upper decker double blumkin, and received a strawberry shortcake in exchange for a mint condition 1984 Agent Orange 7" in lieu of the $8 asking price, he is a real record playah.

record playah by Papa Wheelie November 27, 2012

record machine 

A large machine that plays records. Also something you can lean against when your feet are tired.

Can't you see me standing here? I got my back against the record machine

record machine by Trelane March 9, 2008

Record Label Syndrome 

The act of theoretically spending your money before you've made the product.

Singer - "Dude, when our album sells 4 million copies, I'm gonna buy a boat, the music video is gonna have explosions and a Lil' Wayne verse and..."

Producer - "Have you started writing the songs?"

Singer - "Nope!"

Producer - "You have Record Label Syndrome"

Record Label Syndrome by Phrainck91 May 3, 2010

Record Entire Series 

The written equivalent of 'I (or 'you') have no life'. It is derived from the TiVo television recording device. When you have selected a program to record, the machine asks you if you want to 'Record Entire Series'. This choice will provide you with much viewing fodder for months to come. This is a necessary choice for those devoid of options for social interaction.

Person 1: So, what are you doing this Saturday.
Person B: I don't know, rearranging my sock drawer.
Person 1: And that night?
Person B: Reading "The Two Towers", or something on TV.
Person 1: Jesus. Record entire series.
Person B: Yeah, I know. Don't need to rub it in.

Record Entire Series by Mike Grant October 23, 2007

record skank 

Getting an extreemly raw deal, by far the most unfortunate thing that could happen in that situation.

Not having any beers left, getting dealt a bad hand, getting shot etc.

record skank by Stuart Roberts September 2, 2005