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Is This Real Life? 

N. A term used when something redunkulous just happened. Generally used when one is in complete shock and can't put into words what they are thinking.

N. A term used when something really good happened and one is extremely happy. Substitute for OMG, Seriously?, or Are you kidding me?
Kristen: He just blocked me on Facebook.
Sarah: Why??
Kristen: He said I was a creeper..
Sarah: Is this real life??? You freaking hate him!
Kristen: That's what I'm sayin!

Bentley: Farrah, I've liked you since we met in 7th grade. I have been scared to tell you my feelings because I didn't want to lose you..
Farrah: Is this real life? I've always loved you too!

If you Die in Canada, You Die in Real Life 

A Theory that if died in Canada, then you will parishes in real life.
I believe that if you die in Canada, you die in real life.

real life 

The shittiest dream you'll ever have.
*Me asleep dreaming away from real life*
Me: "I just had the worst nightmare where I was dealing with depression and everyone around me would just kill each other."
Person: "Damn, that sounds awful."
Me: "OH FUCK I'M HAVING IT AGAIN!"
real life by Dubiks August 31, 2018

Real Life Win

When something in reality scratches the surface of fantasy.

Can be shortened to RLW.
Full-size Gundam mecha resides in Japan somewhere. Is that enough to convince you of Real Life Win?

This is real life. 

A phrase used to express seriousness, or actuality. When the legitimacy of someone's threatening attitude is challenged, or the realness of an event or sight is questionable, etc., this phrase is used to confirm it. Can be used in place of "for real" or "seriously" or "fo shizzle" or any other phrase of that nature.
Person 1: Girl, I will CUT... YOU...
Person 2: Haha, yeah right..
Person 1: I'm going to cut you. This is real life.

I just got a new car - this is real life!

real life 

The period in between lag spikes on Ragnarok Online.
1) "The server's lagging again! Time for real life."
real life by Trihan April 28, 2004