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Hot Problems 

A horrible song sung by this duo called Double Take. Their song is about them being these hot girls and saying what problems they have, but they're not even hot! They look like feral cats! The music video is CHEAP. The only thing that costed money was the limousine, or was it a backdrop? Anyway, whenever they had a driving scene, they mirrored it every time they had a driving scene. The chorus sounds like shit, too.
Hot Problems sucks. It's on YouTube, search if you want earrape.
Hot Problems by Akiue December 6, 2012

problems 

Where EMS stands for Extra Marital Sex instead of Emergency Medical Services!
While doing a crossword puzzle with some friends...A friend says name me an eight letter word that ends in EMS. Without hesitation the local fire chief yells PROBLEMS! I didn't have them without EMS!
problems by 44431 October 27, 2011

First World problems 

First world problems-When you already have a substantial amount of what you Need , yet you complain about the quailty and the type you Want.
"My daddy bought me a car today !!!! . It's not the Mercedes I really wanted but at least it's something :-//// " #first world problems

white girl problems 

Problems that only stereotypical middle to upper class white girls seem to encounter. To the untrained eye these problems might seem like a symptom of being spoiled, ungrateful, and overly obsessed with superficial appearances and material possessions. The truth is though life is like really hard.
"I got so sunburned in the Hampton s the other day."

-white girl problems

"I just don't know which dress to wear to the mixer tonight!"
-white girl problems

"Paris would have been fun if my dog hadn't peed all over Dior."
-white girl problems
white girl problems by Z bubble August 28, 2010

Bye Lena Problems 

A frickin ANIMATION MEME APPARENTLY
Also a Russian song
Charlotte: I learned how to say "taxes" in Russian :D
Shirley: какие
Charlotte: Shirley I dont have a clue-
Shirley: I SAID WHAT IN RUSSIAN.
-Later-
Charlotte: *plays bye lena problems*

third world problems 

I'm dealing with some third world problems right now. I can't afford food.