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prepar3d 

A game designed by Lockheed Martin and is basically a tweaked Microsoft Flight Simulator X.
The game has different “licenses” and the most expensive is $2000. Also this game is known

for being very expensive not only for the game but also for add-ons.
Guy 1: “Yo you got that new FSDT KORD?”
Guy 2: “Naw Prepar3D literally broke my bank”
prepar3d by Your sodium? August 15, 2018

prepare the sexy 

a term P. Diddy used while on the Conan O'Brien show. when he 'prepares the sexy', he has some people arrive to his hotel room or other residence to adjust the temperature, draw a bath that is the correct temperature, disperse scent, turn down the sheets, etc. This ensures that the place has the proper mood.
Wherever you go, you gots to prepare the sexy.
prepare the sexy by jcash January 30, 2005

Prepare the Meat 

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother
Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though
Prepare the Meat by I-Be-Pimpin April 25, 2017

PREPARE THYSELF

(pree-pair thay-self)
an archaic phrase used to encourage someone to expect something.
"Creature of steel, prepare thyself for thine pegging session"
"in voice of S.A.M. oh shit launching prepare.exe right this fucking instant"
PREPARE THYSELF by mindflayer simp January 14, 2023

Emergency Preparedness Meeting 

Phrase typically used by teens as a euphemism/cover for going down the street to smoke a joint.
Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"

prepare for trouble, and make it double 

to protect the world from devistation
to unite all peoples within our nation, Jesse James team rocket blast off at the speed of light
(prepare for trouble, and make it double)