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The rich town where eigth graders get mugged and beat up by drunk seniors at 2 in the morning.
8th grader not from potomac: where are you from?
8th grader from potomac: potomac
8notfromp: oh, so you must have gotte mugged by seniors at 2 in the morning.
8fromp: No, but my best freind did.
Potomac by anonomyouss September 6, 2008
The rich town where eigth graders get mugged and beat up by drunk seniors at 2 in the morning.
8th grader not from potomac: where are you from?
8th grader from potomac: potomac
8notfromp: oh, so you must have gotte mugged by seniors at 2 in the morning.
8fromp: No, but my best freind did.
Potomac by lgdffg September 5, 2008
The place to be all day everyday, kids who live in potomac are rich, smart, and cool. Unlike fags and retards who live in Olney who think they are rich and cool. We are in fact the richest city in MOCO we have all the good schools like Holy Child, Mader Dai, and Bullis that kick ass. We have all the hot girls that are actually hot! No freaking fugly fat chicks that the fags at Olney like. Yeah we got it all and more, all the olney kids wish they could be us.
Potomac kid: Hey were are you gonna hang out tonight bro?
Olney Kid: Oh i'm going to go to O-town and wait at the little shanty town by Good Counsel and hit on some fat ugly chicks that walk by. Then I'm going to go eat at chipotle and then go home and have my mommy tuck me in at night for bed, then in the morning ill be riding the short bus to my special ed classes.
Potomac kid: Well I'm going to be partying all night with girls from private school and then take them back to my mansion and bang them, drink some beer, and wake up go to school and then do it all over again.
Potomac by MerkyMerkina November 24, 2011
Potomac was president of Franklin Pierce University for a few years.
Potomac by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020

Potomac brown trout 

a reference to the presence of raw sewage in much of the Potomac River.
Washing our dishes in the river on that camp out wasn't a good idea. With all those Potomac brown trout, we could end up getting hepatitis!
Potomac brown trout by Ann Tetum December 3, 2010

Potomac School 

An elite private school in Northern Virginia known for the recurring verbal, psychological, and physical abuse from German, Irish, Slav, and brown-skinned students and teachers towards other members of the community.
NoVA Teen 1: "Hey, are those Potomac School kids?"
NoVA Teen 2: "Yeah, some of them are worst than Nazis. But at least they're not Sidwell kids."
Potomac School by EliteReviewer August 27, 2021