Pooned 

The act of being so insecure that you must talk to every person in the room and tell them your last name is poon in an attempt to make them laugh and remember you.

I hate myself so much I pooned last night to try and make some friends. They laughed but ended up leaving me all alone.

Pooned by FuckDIss July 3, 2011

Pooned 

Another version of Pwned/Owned. Created in Counterstrike:Source by Mr.Brown.

"Oh snap. You just got pooned by a glock."

Pooned by glockmaster flash September 30, 2005

POONed 

to beat someone or to kick ass

Tristan Pooned Daniel at Video Games

POONed by TristanM May 14, 2008

Pooned 

A rather new dis in the online gaming world, which means, owned, or easy but insane kill. Its like the person who got pooned just got a big slap by the other person

Most people just say "pooned"

Damn man you just got POONED

Pooned by D3r3k May 19, 2005

Pooned 

Extreemly boned. Sort of the pwned of boned.

Oh my shit, you pooned her!

Pooned by Little Ben November 11, 2003

pooned 

a phrase used by the members of comedy trio ‘the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.

andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.

jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.

pooned by olive-Johnson December 27, 2017

Pooned 

When you try to start a conversation w a girl but she shuts you down hardcore

1. Hey did you follow up with that girl from the mixer?
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass

Pooned by Pussymagnet6969 August 21, 2019