pipe-cleaner 

the mythical first pish after a session of spanking ones ham, which clears ones steaky pipe of any remaining wankpiss

Me : Oh, i had a pipe-cleaner about 10mins ago, refreshing...to the max

Paul : dont worry, theres no sugar...

pipe-cleaner by Oliver Q. Cuntbuttock September 20, 2008

pipe cleaner arms 

a person who has small arms resembling a pipecleaner, and is usually a pussy.

person 1:dude your arms are pathetic
person 2:stop makin fun of my arms man!
person 1:you got pipe cleaner arms bro! what a pussy!
ex: matt has pipe cleaner arms.

pipe cleaner arms by Sundialist93 January 26, 2011

Pipe cleaner legs 

When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners

LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol

Pipe cleaner legs by Lenthyja February 11, 2021

Texas Pipe Cleaner 

When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.

I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.

Texas Pipe Cleaner by Dick Onchin May 2, 2020

Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.

Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.

Brampton Pipe Cleaner by Mantaztik March 31, 2009

Mexican Pipe Cleaner 

A poop so tidy and straight that no wiping is needed in order to clean the rectal area.

Lucky for the man in the stall without toiletries, he released a Mexican Pipe Cleaner and went on his merry way.

Mexican Pipe Cleaner by Persephone's Vacuum January 21, 2005

Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner 

The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.

"My boyfriend had a sore throat so i gave him a Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner."

Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner by Nickdaisy June 6, 2010