anal plundering 

You have sex with an asshole. And it is good. After having said sex, the asshole has been stretched to such proportions that you can put some kind of small trinket inside for the next person to find. It's a surprise!!!

Upon inserting my penis, I found an oddly shaped d20. I wondered how it had gotten there, and then remembered her last boyfriend had been into anal plundering. I continued to fuck her, not testing my luck.

anal plundering by Me love de analrama. July 1, 2006

vagina pandering

Pandering to anyone and everyone with a vagina. Chick flicks, feminism, oprah, and commercials that tell women how hard it is to be a mom are all vagina pandering. Often it involves flattery, more often it involves a perception of vagina owning people being oppressed. But most often it involves flattering vagina owning people by telling them how strong they are for putting up with oppression. Some men vagina pander to get vagina. Advertisers vagina pander to sell things.

Vagina panderers desperately want women to have bad taste, because then they will buy anything so long as it flatters their ego.

This article is so rife with vagina pandering, i can feel the menstruation spewing out of my nose.

vagina pandering by A "professional" March 23, 2016

Pickering 

Changing sports teams more often than you change your underwear only because you want to root for the team that is currently doing well. Even going as far as to go out sporting your "new" team's jersey and/ or caps, scarfs etc.

David is Pickering again. Apparently he is now a Cowboys fan.

Pickering by LocalDan33 March 11, 2017

pickering middle school 

litterally a shithole filled with shit people and shit air conditioning.

shit pickering middle school looks like a dumpster

pickering middle school by ur mom <3 February 1, 2018

butt plundering 

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

butt plundering by ass pirating December 14, 2013

Pioneering thumb

The act of inserting an exploratory thumb into the anus of a girl whilst in the doggy position. If this is met with a positive reaction, or indeed no response, it can be taken as permission to change holes.

Friend 1: Did you shag her then?
Pioneer: Yeah, fucked her up the arse and everything. She was a right dirty slut.
Friend 1: Sound, how did you manage that?!
Pioneer: Well you know, just slipped in the pioneering thumb.
Friends 2 : Unbelievable tekkers.

Pioneering thumb by GenghisKorn October 4, 2010

plundering 

The act of going through, looking inside/messing with shit that don't belong to you.

I caught my brother plundering through my shit.

plundering by Leopard-Kir June 9, 2014