pessimist

1.) A person who is known for their negative outlook upon life.

Related: cynic

Katie: You are such a pessimist!

Dante: You are going to die, too.

by Manawski February 23, 2003

pessimist

Someone who is rarely disappointed, but sadly, very rarely pleasantly surprised.

A pessimist is a misunderstood realist, who would like to visit the planet optimists live on, but wouldn't like to live there.

by caster1 January 17, 2008

Pussymistic

To be optimistic about obtaining pussy/vagina, but ultimately failing.

Man, Edward always gets so hyped when he was gonna get some tonight. He's way too pussymistic.

by Thanatos13 July 23, 2008

Pessimist

What people now call a realist.

It's not pessimistic to acknowledge a cup half empty as long as you know its also half full.

by Lucinda Belle 444 November 26, 2015

pessimist

pessimists are the happiest people

optimists are always getting their hopes up, setting high goals, but when they undoubtedly fail, they just have that mouch more to be depressed about. pessimists on the other hand always anticipate the worst and never set their goals high, that way when they fail they have less to be depressed about. as an added bonus, if a pessimists sets their goals low and actually achieves or surpasses them, they will be even happier

bob is an optimist and he hopes to get a 90% on the test
bill is a pessimists and doubts if he'll even pass the test
both bob and bill get a 70% on the test, which makes bob sad because he missed his goal by 20%, bill on the other hand is exstatic because not only did he pass, but he got a B-.

by pb foot April 6, 2010

pessimist

an optimist with experience

i used to think i would be happy but now i know i never will be

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

pessimist

a pessimist is a realist - an optimist is largely unrealistic

when things are going wrong, a pessimist says what everyone else is thinking

by shannon January 8, 2004