caught in the perve 

When you're checking out a hot girl and she was totally expecting it, so you quickly look away, but at this point its too late.. cos its blindingly obvious you were caught in the perve.

It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.

dude: mate, check out the girl over there!
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve

innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap

caught in the perve by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

monkey perve

An individual who delights or enjoys in the sexual curiosity of an obese or ugly female's current undergarments or sexual preferences/pleasures is a monkey perve.

Tom the monkey perve wondered if Tia the stupid, fat whore down the hall, would like anal sex.

monkey perve by 420 Pope May 12, 2006

Belt Perve

A person who gets off from whipping, choking or binding his submissives with a belt.

George was a total belt perve that got a taste of his own medicine when Julie whipped him with a belt.

Belt Perve by Sean schmidt April 18, 2017

Library perve 

Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”

Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian”

Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”

Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“

Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“

Library perve by Luigi Figo January 19, 2018

dirty perve 

A (or the) Dirty perve is the worst of the worst: The dirt worst in many ways.

A Dirty perve will comment on the look of young women's hair, often be found perving around the beach ogling the finer sex or staring at any cleavage he can sniff out.

A recent discovery has also revealed a dirty perve will almost always have slippery fingers

Look at him, he is such a dirty perve.

The dirty perve is a disgrace, how does he get away with it.

dirty perve by Hypnometh June 9, 2018

perverpers

PvPers who kill in non PvP areas

No perverpers in the Art Gallery!

perverpers by KEKLEO January 10, 2021

17.8 Percent 

The alleged percentage of players that join former Twitch streamer Arcadum's Dungeons & Dragons games that remain friend after the games.

Used as a substitute for his name or as a copypasta.

"I can give you a percentage. It is actually, I believe it is, 17.8% of the people I run D&D for will continue to be my friends once the game is done. I have made that calculation. I have made that calculation on 4 separate occasions. The evidence is empirical." ~ Mr. 17.8 Percent

17.8 Percent by Qwert the Wert September 2, 2021