the pasture 

noun - The exclusive repository for senior advisors that came into a campaign or project late and totally fucked everything up. The pasture is where these highly paid and under qualified senior advisors go to prepare for their next failed venture.

Person 1: You totally fucked up the Senator's campaign.
Person 2: Don't worry; I’m going to the pasture.

the pasture by m-mcdonald January 21, 2009

greener pasture 

a better or more exciting job or place

A lot of scientists are seeking greener pastures abroad because of the scarcity of opportunities at home

greener pasture by Atom12345 January 6, 2010

take the cow out to pasture 

when you have to jack off to get the rest of the cum out of your dick after having sex

After I fucked Jessica I had to take the cow out to pasture.

take the cow out to pasture by TST November 11, 2008

goose pasture 

On the ranch, when you don't want the bull in with the cows, you put the bull the field with the geese. "Goose pasture" is that place where the male has no opportunity with sexual relations with the opposite sex. The phrase is aptly applied to the the situation a young husband finds himself in during the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy.

Ryan's wife is really big and pregnant now. I bet he's in goose pasture.

goose pasture by Ron Erickson July 20, 2007

take him out to pasture 

Removing a person from your world. Then taking them out to a field and burying the body. So that the grass is fertilized and the cows can eat out in the pasture and I can enjoy a good steak.

That sorry no good MFer. Somebody needs to take him out to pasture.... (Find pasture- Pop Pop, dig, bury)

take him out to pasture by jonesin9 November 23, 2021

Putting the cows out to pasture 

To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.

After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.

Putting the cows out to pasture by EMCEE3PO June 4, 2018

cow pasture pussy

The Vagina on a Transgender woman. It either looks like a really hairy belly button or like a gaping cow vagina after birthing a calf. Very typical of the kind of vaginas Trannie's recieved from sex changes in the 70's and early eighties...See Sulka, Trannie from the Video "Divine Attrocities." Also women whose vaginas have already seen better days; usually after having had 5 kids.

I went in for sexual reassingment surgery and ended up with a cow pasture pussy.

I can smuggle Vicodin, Roach Pills and Valium from Mexico in my cow pasture pussy and pass through customs.

I found wild hallucinagenic mushrooms in your mom's cow pature pussy.

cow pasture pussy by Blu Finger April 6, 2008