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pardoning the turkey 

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
Related Words
Gender neutral word for aunt/uncle . Comes from the portmanteau par(ents)(sib)ling .
I will spend the day with my parling,they are my moms sibling.
Parling by PirateMim September 22, 2019
A person which is male; but usually acts female. A Palorin is incredibly annoying, lies alot, and enjoys pestering females. One of the worst forms of insults.
Your boyfriend is a Palorin.
Palorin is a dumb dumb.
You're so annoying, you're just like a Palorin!
Palorin by Sylis June 24, 2006
Partying hard and chilling with all your old school homies
Man, I️ would give anything to be parlaying back at home right now!
Parlaying by Chumpwich November 10, 2017

kristiansund parkering 

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
Dude, why are you tripping out?/Dude, why are you ploring?"
Ploring by philip pop November 18, 2010