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joy-pantsing 

to stake out or case a clothing store's dressing room, waiting for somebody to sling their pants over a partition wall in hopes of grabbing the pair, hastily sliding them on over your own and running about before eventually abandoning the pants at an undisclosed location.
"dude, i was like trying on some slacks at AE when some douche grabbed my dockers and went joy-pantsing. it bummed me out. where the popped collars at?"
joy-pantsing by biped666 October 9, 2008
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Mental Pantsing 

When one or more individuals lack genuine debate skills, and instead elect to using name calling, schoolyard insults, and generally things equivalent to pulling somebodies pants to their ankles.
Greg and Dennis couldn’t form an actual argument, and instead they resorted to Mental Pantsing.
Mental Pantsing by Shlomophobe July 11, 2020

commando pantsing 

when you pants someone, and their underwear/boxers gets pulled down. usually happens because underwear/boxer is very lose and baggy.

or can happen when you pants someone who's going commando at the moment.
Joe commando pantsed Jake by accident. Jake shouldn't have have worn such baggy boxers. commando pantsing can be very unexpected and dangerously embarrassing.

Ultimate Pantsing 

When somebody pantses somebody else by pulling down their underwear and pants.
Danny gave me an ultimate pantsing today, and exposed my pennis.
Ultimate Pantsing by yrwxafina December 1, 2017

reverse pantsing 

A rare situation in a game of eight ball. The first player or team must first of all have the second team one ball away from losing pants down; i.e. the first team must have potted all of their balls except for the black ball, and the second team must have all seven of their balls left on the table. If the second team then comes back from this position to win the game, the first team is reverse pantsed, and must suffer the same penalty as regulation pants down, namely to walk around the table with their pants down (or skirt up).

Note that reverse pantsing only occurs when the team pots all seven of their balls and the black ball to win. If the team who was almost pants down wins because the other team followed the black ball with the cue ball, reverse-pantsing does not apply.
Dang, haven't seen a reverse pantsing like that in a while.
reverse pantsing by Aspirex November 17, 2005

social-pantsing 

The act of talking/socializing to many people. Usually done by a Sally Social-Pants or someone who talks to people they know constantly.
Where is Melissa?
She is social-pantsing with so and so over there.
social-pantsing by Nick Jensen February 15, 2008

National Pantsing Day

A day where you're able to pants your when and wherever you want. Usually done as a prank or for laughs
Nyla: Did you hear it's National Pantsing Day
Andrew: Oh word

Jake: Yep you can only get away with it on August 5th
Andrew : Well Happy National Pantsing Day